[From the lake there was a coughing, sputtering, angry shriek that would likely catch anyone's attention that just so happened to be around. See, when you were napping then suddenly find yourself submerged in water?

Just a liiiiittle shocking.

She storms out of the water, sloshing her way onto the lake's shore, fire in her eyes.

The HELL just happened ( Read more... )

[Roxanne has managed to locate a bathing suit, towel, sunscreen and coconut juice replete with pink umbrella.]

...Okay, this?

[There's a clink of ice and liquid as Roxanne rattles the cup.]

This is way more like it. Hawaii I can definitely get used to.

[She is standing on one of the beaches, barefoot and with a surfboard propped up next to her. You can ( Read more... )

[Short and sweet, here. Roxanne's not in the best of moods.]

Dean.

We need to talk. Are you done pretending to be Dracula?

[At first there's no video. a low growl can be heard over the communiction feed. The sound is muffled, his blackberry is in his pocket, he'd brushed against a wall, and had managed to turn it on. There's a sound of footsteps that can be heard echoing, but they sound like they're in front of him ( Read more... )

[There's a distinct sound of a...phone? Connecting with whatever network this might be, then a woman's voice, clear, concise, and irritated.]

This isn't funny Megamind. [It's an automatic assumption that he's got something to do with this. She sits up, rubbing her eyes.] And, it's kind of tasteless right now, don't you think?

[She does NOT sound ( Read more... )

[The camera shows Roxanne sitting in bed. A very sick Roxanne. Both her eyes and nose are red and her hair is, quite frankly, a mess. There are a lot of toilet paper rolls around her. She coughs before she starts speaking in a voice raw from coughing.]

I've checked Megamind's blackberry the other day, [cough], and it turns out it recorded ( Read more... )

Blue- Megamind

Red- Roxanne

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[The feed shows Roxanne near the pool. The green-jello-filled pool.]

I think it's fairly safe to assume that it's a prank pulled to celebrate April Fools.

Who did this?

[The feed shows Roxanne searching for something on the fool. Where did that clip go? She checks under the bed just to be sure, when she suddenly lifts the bed like it was made of feathers. That's better...wait. When she realizes what she's done, she quickly drops the bed, which land with a heard THUD and quickly retreats to the wall. She just ( Read more... )

[The camera shows Roxanne in her room. Her blue room. Seriously, she had enough blue in her life as it is, not that she doesn't like the color. But that's isn't important right now. She smiles to the camera, it's a professional smile, almost the same smile she gives at every report she's ever done.]Hello ( Read more... )